H2O

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H2O

Postby relaxin » May 14 2018 6:40 pm

Two men walk into a bar. The first orders some H2O. The second one says, "Sounds good, I'll have some H2O too."

The second man dies after he drinks it.
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Re: H2O

Postby relaxin » Jun 07 2018 1:16 pm

Does anyone get the joke?
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Re: H2O

Postby r.rosati » Jun 07 2018 5:00 pm

Yes :)
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Re: H2O

Postby mdfenko » Jun 09 2018 9:24 pm

of course
talent does what it can
genius does what it must
i do what i get paid to do
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Re: H2O

Postby 29yrsExperience » Jun 20 2018 5:22 pm

Ah, you'd think the second man would notice his beverage was a bit "extra fizzy" going down!
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