Scientific and medical punography

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Scientific and medical punography

Postby relaxin » Jun 04 2012 8:27 am

When chemists die, they bari-um.
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This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
but I swear I'd never met her-bivore.
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
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They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.
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PMS jokes aren't funny; period.
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Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job
because she couldn't control her pupils?
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When you get a bladder infection ur-ine trouble.
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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
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England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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Did you hear about the nuclear scientist who swallowed some uranium ? He got atomic ache .
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Archeology students who study the plumbing of ancient Egypt are Pharaoh faucet majors .


Note: Sources of these punographies are unknown.
Retired academic researcher. Mention of a specific product does not imply my endorsement of the product. No conflict of interest or guarantee to work on the advice given. Do as I say, not as I do. Not liable to the loss of your valuable samples.
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Re: Scientific and medical punography

Postby mdfenko » Jun 06 2012 9:49 am

i passed this along to a couple of other forums
talent does what it can
genius does what it must
i do what i get paid to do
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